Rebecca Jones's Diary - Spinster and Lunatic

Im really unwell.
Ive been unwell since yesterday morning.
I get chills and aches like the flu. So bad yesterday I swear I was about to seize up!
And oh boy I have the most amazing diarrhea.
Ive realised just now I havent had anything to eat since Sunday arvo at the airport.

Im not going Jet Boating today :( Unfortunately I was the only one that booked it today... the minimum is two people. Ahh well. I'll go on the tram again... take pics... go to the http://www.southernencounter.co.nz/ (Christchurch Aquarium)... go to the Art Gallery... theres plenty to do!

I might be fearless sometimes but the one thing that can have me shaking like a leaf is a fierce lightning and thunder storm... Just like the one right now rolling over...

Im shitting it...

UPDATE

So here is two pictures from after it happened:




So the bump is right at the END of my eyebrow...

Here are photos taken just now:





I can tell the difference! I can see a bump!
I've told Nikki I may sue for damages if this results in my Australias Next Top Model application being rejected*and inhibating my ability to be a supermodel. Im hoping for a bruise. A black eye = sympathy sales!

*Please... no serious internet people take me seriously - I did not apply for ANTM

BREAKING NEWS!!!

My sister just threw the cordless at me to speak to dad... but because she throws like a [insert politacally incorrect word here] (mine starts with S) she missed where my hand was waiting and hit me square in the eye!

There was an almighty crack and Ive been holding ice to it...

Pictures soon.
More as the story developes.
(It feels hot and itchy)

42min into Eight Below and Im already blubbering like a baby *sniff*

Damn you Disney Movies!

So after tonites storm... the powers back on...
5hrs or so...

Is anybody elses Facebook not working?
:(